Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Fall into fashion

We shortly leave behind the warm weather and trade our shorts for shawls.  Don't be worried though fall is one of the best times of year for shopping.  The trend this fall is simple Grey's are big, skinny jeans are fading and fading jeans are coming back big time.  Look for neon's as in "80's good god I can't believe there back" neon's.  Then come pick up some sexy boots by Steve Madden because they are the hottest thing going this fall. We have them in brown as well for 75.00 regularly 109.00 in bigger stores that we won't mention.  So get in here and get your fall fashion Here.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Origins of Labor Day

Contrary to popular belief the origins of Labor Day do not begin observance on September 5th 1882 after members of the New York Labor Unions were killed by Military  No Labor day goes much further back to the time of Pharohs and Sphinxes.  It all began according to ancient astronaut theorists during the construction of the sphinx. The sphinx was built over 10,000 years ago by the Steve Maddeions a race of sentient alien beings.  They had come to earth to locate patent leather which has been used in interrsteller travel for millions of years. While they were here they thought it would be funny to build a half lion half man statue to confuse people for thousands of years.  During the construction a few thousand Egyptians were borrowed from nearby city's to assist the Steve Maddeions with the more labor intensive portions of construction.  In exchange for their labor the aliens taught man about the importance of patent leather and the biochemical properties that would make it possible for man to one day use interstellar travel.  Well man not quite understanding what the hell they were talking about thought that the patent leather would make for some really nice shoes and they were right.  The first pair was given to the aliens who found them to be aesthetically pleasing so they gave everyone the day off.  The first Labor Day...  Flash forward 10,000 years in honor of these brave and well rested Egyptians we have a copy of that first aesthetically pleasing pair of black patent leather pumps named for the aliens that once graced our planet.  They are Steve Maddens and we sell them for a mere 49.00 regularly 89.00.  Come in today and own a piece of history folks.